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What if you had to map out teen milestones? What would it look like? Well, I drew it out for you and gave you the key below: (no offense to those who live in Tampon Bay or Armpit-Hair Circle)
Latin America – Lazy Attitude
Canada – Cell Phonada
America – Adolescence
Mexico - MakeOut
Colorado River – Clique River
Mississippi River – Miss-All-About-Me River
Lake Superior – Lake Superiority Complex
Lake Huron – Lake Hormone
Lake Michigan – Lake Metrosexual
Lake Eerie – Lake Emo
Great Salt Lake – Great First Kiss
Yellowstone National Park – First Shave Park
Rocky Mountains – Rocky Love Mountains
Appalachian Mountains – Alcohol Mountains
Great Smoky Mountains – Pot Smoky Mountains
Pacific Coast Rangers – Prom Night Ranges
Berkshires – Bullyshires
Blue Mountain Ridges – Blue Balls Mountains
Ozarks – Orgasms
Great Slave Lake – Social Network River
Rio Grande – Texting Grande
Baring Sea – Parent Sea
Lake Ontario – Lake of Peer Pressure
Hudson Bay – Grounded Bay
Lake Winnipeg – Lake Voice Change
Boffin Bay – Breasts Bay
Atlantic Ocean - Acne Ocean
Pacific Ocean - Puberty Ocean
Gulf of Mexico - Gulf of Masterbation
Tampa Bay - Tampon Bay
Arctic Circle – Admissions Circle
Arctic Ocean – Armpit Hair Ocean
Gulf of Alaska – Gulf of the SATs
Caribbean Sea – LGBT Sea
Click the thumbnail here to see my masterpiece 
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3 responses so far ↓
1 Tricia // Jul 21, 2008 at 8:24 pm
I was so impressed with you when you told me your story- I have repeated it to several others… Go, Go, Go!!
Thanks for stopping at our table to say hello.
2 Vanessa // Jul 23, 2008 at 11:12 am
hey coolio!
Thanks I am emailing you later, you are on my list = )
3 kamran // Aug 1, 2008 at 1:31 am
i love usa
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